Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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