Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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