"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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