butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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