I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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