Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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