yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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