Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
