Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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