there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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