I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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