well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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