awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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