There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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