Have you finally orgasmed yet?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
