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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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