Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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