It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize