Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
