after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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