Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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