dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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