That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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