he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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