I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
