I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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