I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
