hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
