he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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