idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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