so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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