no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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