Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
