Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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