I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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