he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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