Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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