Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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