how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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