You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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