i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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