she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
the raccoons are back...
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