I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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