So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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