try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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