Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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