So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
