Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's like iHOP with fire
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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