we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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