no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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