Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
