i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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