no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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