Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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