bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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