So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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