Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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