There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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